So you gotta wonder–what exactly is under those vestments?
A shiny red leather thong?
Tighty-whities?
Navy and gray plaid boxers?
Or (GASP!) maybe he’s a naked pastor!
I wish more reverends, pastors, fathers, people in general would come clean about who they really are under all the pomp and circumstance.
Does this have to do with my comment awhile back when I gave a stat I heard recently that 60% of associate pastors and 40% of senior pastors are sex addicts?
OK, so this is old but I just had to comment. The house we moved into last year used to belong to the former rector of the church we’re now attending. So we get all the church-stuff catalogs, including the vestment catalog. That one is probably the funniest, because you have all these models (most of whom have serious helmet hair) trying to strike a balance between looking dignified and alluring. “Wouldn’t you like a purple pinstriped priest’s shirt? It will make you look so sexy, I mean, distinguished!”
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david hayward is an artist trapped inside an pastor’s body
So you gotta wonder–what exactly is under those vestments?
A shiny red leather thong?
Tighty-whities?
Navy and gray plaid boxers?
Or (GASP!) maybe he’s a naked pastor!
I wish more reverends, pastors, fathers, people in general would come clean about who they really are under all the pomp and circumstance.
ha ha ha!!!!!
Good belly laugh there.
OhmyGod you’re so not !!!
Sas x
Dave I’m sure you are tho’.
In fact, you are - a la Tim Robbins.
Sas x
It’s funny all by itself but sounds like some of the commenters laughed even more than I did. Enjoyed my visit with you - Jennifer
Nothin’ like a little narcissistic thinking in a pastor.
amen jack!
Does this have to do with my comment awhile back when I gave a stat I heard recently that 60% of associate pastors and 40% of senior pastors are sex addicts?
OK, so this is old but I just had to comment. The house we moved into last year used to belong to the former rector of the church we’re now attending. So we get all the church-stuff catalogs, including the vestment catalog. That one is probably the funniest, because you have all these models (most of whom have serious helmet hair) trying to strike a balance between looking dignified and alluring. “Wouldn’t you like a purple pinstriped priest’s shirt? It will make you look so sexy, I mean, distinguished!”