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cartoon: size matters

Posted in humour by nakedpastor on the March 27th, 2008

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  1. dorsey said, on March 27th, 2008 at 10:07 am

    It’s not the size of the steeple, it’s the motion of the, uh, devotion.

  2. MrsQ said, on March 27th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Bwa ha haaa haaa!
    hee hee hee
    ho ho…

    ahem… ROTFLMAO. (pardon my non-lol-speak)

    You know, I have SEEN people behave this way. Such silly little minds some of us Christians have, eh?
    “My God-Box is Bigger than YOUR God-Box!”
    “Oh yeah? Well, OUR God-Box has REAL BELLS in the tower!”
    “Oh YEAH?? Well, OUR God-Box’s Organ Grinder hasn’t retired yet! HA!”
    “Oh YEAH??? Well, OUR God-Box’s Pews and Windows are REGISTERED HISTORICAL ARTIFACTS!!! Take THAT!”

    silly. sad. true.
    …well, they say we laugh and cry about the same things. :-)

    Luv,
    MaMaQ

  3. societyvs said, on March 27th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    LOL - great cartoon!

  4. Steve said, on March 27th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    The higher and stronger we build our edifices (our Christian performance included?)…the closer we get to Heaven…right?

    (tower of Babel anyone?)

    - Steve

  5. Brianmpei said, on March 27th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    We meet in a basement. The implications are, um, disturbing.

  6. jess said, on March 27th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    best.comic.ever.
    *prints and hangs on office door*

    (i’m a youth minister in a church…..brilliant.)

  7. Sarah in Maryland said, on March 27th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    I am taking a class on the art of the High Renaissance in Italy right now. The New St. Peter’s was built partially because of the Reformation. “Take that, Protestants! Ah-HA! Our church is the biggest in the WORLD!” St. Peter’s has nothing on some of these mega-churches in America. Well, in terms of size. It has a lot of things that are better. I am thinking that much of the world’s greatest art is located there. OK, OK, it is way better than those mega-churches. Nonetheless, a lot of people go to the mega-churches.

  8. Steeple Envy « Floating Axhead said, on March 27th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    […] Borrowed from our friend over at nakedpastor. […]

  9. bo said, on March 27th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    ….at least they were both erected….and are still….STAMINA!!!

  10. bo said, on March 27th, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    actually….one’s up the road and the other’s down. but which end of the street is up? down? that doesn’t matter. the better church is the one who Rocks it best!

  11. Nate Peres said, on March 28th, 2008 at 1:36 am

    That is so true, and damn funny.

  12. Jacquelyn said, on March 28th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Another great T-shirt idea… Love it!

  13. Susanna said, on March 28th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    This is pretty funny, and sadly true. A friend told me the story of how the gigantic new megachurch in our town got built. Apparently, a very wealthy man was going to Baptist Church A. He got upset with that church (don’t know the details there) and moved to Baptist Church B. At the time, A was the biggest Baptist Church in town, so he gave a huge bunch of money to B to build a new church, and now they’re the biggest.

  14. Pastor M said, on March 28th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    I’m absolutely certain that there can be only one literal meaning for this cartoon, right? :)

  15. nakedpastor said, on March 28th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    yes

  16. ryan g said, on April 4th, 2008 at 1:53 am

    This is what is commonly referred to as a churchpenis competition. Or a “chenis” competition if you prefer.

    You can see the creation story of the chenis by clicking here:
    http://rethynk.org/

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