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cartoon: enormous claims

Posted in humour by nakedpastor on the July 23rd, 2008

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  1. bob said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 10:17 am

    That’s good np. When I was a believer I was incredibly burdened by my sexual desires. Overwhelmed with guilt almost daily for 25 years. I prayed and prayed but never received relief.
    When I left the faith, the desire was still there but the guilt was not.
    Now, at 50, I can finally claim a healing of sorts. I am no longer so preoccupied by sexual lusts. God has finally seen fit to lower my testosterone levels :)

  2. Wilfred Bird said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 am

    I wish for those days when my sexual desire was a problem :) I knwo what you are saying bob.

  3. Lionel Woods said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 am

    This is horrible! LOL!!

  4. Jonathan Puddle said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Lord, may the heavy burden that rests upon Bob and Wilfred never touch my youthful loins.

  5. barrenmind said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    nice prayer Jonathan

  6. Wilfred Bird said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    ” I’m sorry for unintended offense, and I’m not sorry for the intended ones.” -Jonathan

    ROFL :)

  7. bob said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Jonathan, rest assured, I still very much love…lov’n. I just don’t lust after every female that crosses my path. Now I can actually (if you can believe it) look at a woman and not mentally undress her. Amazing!

  8. nakedpastor said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    THERE! Bob has started the REAL conversation. Can we make claims, even religious ones, that aren’t well-founded?

  9. Jonathan Puddle said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    haha, true.

    Wilfrid, I might have said that. Nice quote.

  10. Wilfred Bird said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    “Lord, may the heavy burden that rests upon Bob and Wilfred never touch my youthful loins” - Jonathan

    sorry I meant to laugh :) at this. I mis-quoted you earlier from a different blog. I think I need some sleep :)

  11. brian in ibiza said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Hilarious

  12. Mimou said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    Wilfred, you just make me think of St. Wilfred from Anglo-Saxon times in England, 7th century! Know the fellow? He was quite a “character”, lol..

  13. Ernest Brewer said, on July 23rd, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    I guess I don’t get it… so is the counselor Joe Dirt? Is that the punchline?
    (just joking by the way.)

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