christmas cartoon caption contest!
Okay, let’s have some fun! Make up your own caption for this cartoon, and the best caption, in my wacked opinion, WINS! You can enter as many captions as you want. Get funny friends and family to help or even enter the contest. The contest closes Sunday midnight my time (Atlantic). The winner gets this orginal 4″x4″ watercolor I painted as the prize! Nice for yourself or a Christmas present for someone else. Just place the caption in quotes in the comment section of this post. May the funniest caption win! (The cartoon is the picture on the left for all you smart-alecs out there!)
“!!*!!!*!!!…..JESUS???”
Didn’t we TELL the farmer we’re vegetarians?
Waiter, there’s a baby in my soup!
Ain’t these people ever heard of a bathtub?
Definitely not one a mine, is it one a yers?
Thats the last straw, I’m switching back to metamusil
Hey, do those memory foam mattresses come in a “manger” size?
“Was that you?”
” don t look like much-for all the fuss “
“….and I see Johnnie and Davie….and Michelle and Petie…..and I see Richie and Jon….and I see Jerry…this is going to be good!”
He gets gold, and frankincense, and myrrh! And what do we get? Straw, hay and water!!! Would a handfull of oats have killed them????
Larry, baby oil is not near as good as I thought it would be.
Joseph and Mary?… They went back to the inn,
apparently there was a room there for two.
…mom…?…dad…?…
I don’t know how wise those guys were, Jesus is in the manger next door!
oh man!!! this is going to be tough! i’m going to get lisa and my kids to help me on the judging of the best caption!! keep them coming. awesome!
Ugh.. where am I? Great! Moses and I tap the manishevitz and I wake up with a headache, incarnated, and naked in a barn.
….thats right, swaddling clothes… How should I know! ….they’re for swaddling guess!
” A diaper would have been nice. We do have to eat out of this manger.”
Todays date? it’s 1-1-0001. I think, why do you ask?
Well, who is the daddy then!
written on a web in the corner “Some Savior”
sniff me there again and you’re not making the next ark, buddy…
” And a big thankyou to Mr. Smith, we appreciate you wanting to take part in the church nativity this year……………we’re really were looking for someone younger to play that part.
” Wow attendance really does take a jump at Christmas !”
I would like to submit mine via an image…
http://www.tyndale.ca/~asmith/img/dhayward_comic.gif
top block: No appreciation for prophecy
below caption: Apparently, THIS is what all the screaming was about earlier.
Ok, So those two were the parents, but who were those three old guys in the robes?
“He does taste like chicken”
ok - here is another one…
Sorry for the pictures - worth 100 words though
http://www.tyndale.ca/~asmith/img/dhayward_comic2.gif
Oy vey! How do ya change a swaddle?
This is so romantic–our first Christmas together!
Where did you put the Nativity Scene?
Don’t say anything to Joseph,……. he does’t look anything like him at all!
“…and that, dear children, is how baby Jesus lost his hair.”
oh man!! how awesome. what a great idea dave!!! let’s keep it going. tell your family and friends. we’ve got til sunday night!
“This abundant life is not all what it is cracked up to be!…haha.”
Cow: “Phew, just in time! I got tired of faking a limp”
Jesus was not the only baby born in a manger that night. Larry was raised by two cows and grew up to become … King of the Chews!
I don’t care who he is, he still stinks!
“Holy Cow! It smells like a barn in here!”
Does this mean we’re in less danger of being a burnt sacrifice!?
Let’s spoil the Herod and spare the Child.
“Hey! What’s this?! I should at least be put up in a Hilton. “
If you thought that was cool, wait ’til you see the second time he does it.
Why Jesus decided to walk on top of the water.
whewhoo! Who brought the frankensense!!!?
Poor Kid, Having his birthdays fall on christmas day, bad timing on his part.
All the good ones are taken
Mmmm…this hay tastes like hair…
…wait a minute!
Can you believe that they are going to be re-enacting this for centuries to come?
…Well, you’re a BIG white ass!…
“OK, I trade you these two filthy animals for some clothes…preferably something swaddling…the lamb stays…”
The Original Naked Pastor
Oi Vey, they ate the hay!
“Of course it’s kosher!”
Joseph to Mary - “OK, so now that He is here, uh, can we consummate this marriage now?
And that, Shep, is why they call him the man in the moon…
Yes, Gertrude, it’s all the rage . . . Incarnation, that’s what it is, heavenly beings come down with common folk like us. Why if it keeps up, there’ll ‘ardly be any room for us in the stable!
Hey! I bet after he leaves we can sell this manger on ebay….
I hope this means that really bright star will finnally go away.
Make Him wait too long for His bottle and this is what happens to us Joseph.
Please!!! Tell me this is just a practice run!!!
Fire up that frankensense! This smells like cow chips!
I meant to say…… This place smells like cow chips. oops
See that lamb next to me? well, he was a mohel yesterday!
(The Mohel is a person of the Jewish faith who is ordained to do circumcision under the guidelines of the Jewish religion.)
“I thought they were just coming to pay their taxes Roger. ”
“No Maude, rumor is, they brought this little guy so they won’t have to pay taxes for eternity.
” What did you EAT?!”
gross- there’s a donkey drooling on me… L’chayim, girls… Pop told me this was gonna be a tough assignment, so here it is. I mean, how much worse can it get?