Prayers From The Cell #4

Posted in technology, humour by nakedpastor on the February 28th, 2007

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Abundant Blessings said, on February 28th, 2007 at 2:56 pm

He’s not going to add you. He knows you’d be texting Him all day long…
nakedpastor said, on February 28th, 2007 at 2:58 pm

ain’t that the truth… just like MY kids!!!
ttm said, on February 28th, 2007 at 2:59 pm

You’ll probably just keep getting transferred to the Human Resources Department.
nakedpastor said, on February 28th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

yes, by all means avoid the bureaucracy!
dorsey said, on March 1st, 2007 at 11:42 am

If God’s on Verizon, He can only add a maximum of 3 lines to his main number, I think. That’s Jesus, Mary and Joseph, so you’re probably out of luck.

Wait…but if you get Verizon, too, then at least you can text for free. ; )
nakedpastor said, on March 1st, 2007 at 12:45 pm

you get free texting on verizon??? no more tithes and offerings? free service??
dorsey said, on March 1st, 2007 at 1:30 pm

Only to other Verizon users. If He has T-mobile, maybe you can get in “His five.” Or, if you get Cingular, you can get Apple’s iPhone in June, and well, then maybe He’ll call because you’re so cool.
nakedpastor said, on March 1st, 2007 at 2:20 pm

oh ya dorsey, i WILL be cool!
Tony Myles said, on August 11th, 2007 at 8:33 pm

Love this!

nakedpastor