Jesus caught loving people other than Christians

"Jesus Affairs" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

                            “Jesus Affairs” cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward


Who would have thought that Jesus would be guilty of infidelity by loving people other than his own!

I also can’t believe he posted his relationship status as “open”.

It’s hard to feel special anymore.



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3 Responses

  1. kris799 says:

    He’s going to have to make a public apology and all church services around the world will have to be canceled. Jesus is misrepresenting Christianity 😛

  2. Caryn LeMur says:

    I had to laugh out loud at this one!

    I recall the interesting quote attributed to Jesus, “”But an hour is coming, and now is, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth; for such people the Father seeks to be His worshipers.” [John 4:23]

    The idea of the Father seeking people to be His worshipers is a difficult one for the evangelical mindset (which leans towards God using human beings to carry the good news to the world).

    Yet, the Father is seeking – He is not passively waiting for people to experience Him.

    I wonder what Jesus’ advert in Ashley Madison contained, “Hi. My name is Jesus. My dad was seeking worshippers that truly desired him and were willing to encounter the Shekinah (spirit) of God. I am just like my dad. If you can be honest with me, I think we will get along great! I love to love you! Shall we meet? Fall in love? Your move. JC.”