This cartoon immediately came to mind.
The cartoon implies that Jesus has never heard of John Piper. Of course, a good theology would say this isn’t true.
Nevertheless, it’s good for a joke. I hope Piper gets at least a smile out of it too.
(*edited for clarification: I’m not against discernment about what we should watch. And I don’t expect us to agree on what the levels of discernment are. There are different levels for different people.)