“The Escalator” Caption This Cartoon Contest

"The Escaltor" caption this cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

“The Escaltor” caption this cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

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It’s time for another Caption This Contest!

Provide a caption for this cartoon. I call this one “The Escaltor”… a crazy image of Jesus going down and Satan going up. So let’s come up with some imaginative and funny captions. I know you can do it.

I’ve drawn it in such a way that either:

  1. Jesus says something, or
  2. Satan says something, or
  3. Both say something, or
  4. no one says anything, just provide a caption describing the event.

The winner gets a fine art reproduction print of the completed cartoon, signed, sealed, and delivered to their door! A joint effort between the nakedpastor and the winner! I’ll sign it then you can sign it once you get it. Something you can hang up and brag about.

All you need to do is 2 things!

1. Leave a comment here on my blog with your caption. (ONE ENTRY ONLY PLEASE!)
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That’s it!

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57 Responses

  1. David Waters says:

    As Jesus descends into Hell, Satan take the opportunity to head up and out to play!!

  2. Dan Russell says:

    Both looking for the Scarlet Pimpernel

  3. “Abandoning your ship?”
    ( both say simultanously )

  4. Douglas says:

    The Ascension of the Lord

  5. David says:

    Like ships that pass in the night…

  6. Kris799 says:

    Both ask each other ‘What did you do to deserve this?’

  7. Sara says:

    Two dads, from two very different families, swap lives for two weeks. One week in the life of the host family, the other week forcing the family to live his lifestyle.

  8. Alison Morais says:

    I’ll be back

  9. Adam Julians says:

    Oooo that had my brain confused until I read what you wrote. It looks like Jesus is facing down and therefore going down an Satan going up.

    Ok how about Jesus saying to Satan “Ok we have been to the floor that has that prosperity gospel stuff. Let’s see what happens at the next floor with the cloud of unknowing.”

  10. Terry Heaton says:

    Oops, there’s a gate up there; you have to take the stairs like everybody else.

  11. Nanette says:

    Both say “I am sick of thier bullshit!”.

  12. Brigitte says:

    “Going down to seek some of the lost? — I am going off to tempt some of the elect.”

  13. Kate Hammerquist says:

    Jesus: I heard the music was better down here.

  14. MRG says:

    “Ambition”

  15. Candace says:

    Two minutes after President Trump takes the oath of office …

  16. Candace says:

    Or: “President Trump’s first executive order”

  17. José Arroyo says:

    Satan says: “Told you; He who laughs first laughs twice!”

  18. Molly says:

    Popularity contest results

  19. Ernie Marton says:

    Jesus- “not much happening up there”
    Satan- “yeah they’ve called me up to liven it up”

  20. Jessi says:

    Jesus: “Just going down to listen to good music…”

    Satan: “And I’m just realizing why Led Zeppelin changed my lyrics….Escalator to Heaven?…Luci, what were you thinking?”

  21. Dan says:

    Searching for better company.

  22. JR says:

    I love you but my Dad fucking hates you!

  23. Erin Green says:

    Satan: “oops. I thought this was the mall.”

  24. ruth says:

    Testing the theory that a change is as good as a rest.

  25. Paco LM says:

    “Forgot my keys Mr. Satan”

  26. John Hayward says:

    “Ralph”…”Sam”

  27. Larry Norman says:

    (Television news casters voice in background.). “The latest poles show evangelical presidential candidate Ted Cruz edging upward in the field of competitors for our nations most highly regarded…”

  28. Kile says:

    Satan says “If you can hang with sinners, I can hang with Mormons.”

  29. Carol says:

    “Morning Sam” … “Morning George”

  30. Kirk Moore says:

    More from Dante’s imagination.

  31. Kristin says:

    The money changers turning the tables on Jesus

  32. brad jersak says:

    Satan: Where you going?
    Jesus: Making my bed in Sheol.

  33. Satan: “You’re not allowed down here.”

    Jesus: “You don’t even exist.”

  34. Jeff says:

    “It was a nice visit, but I’m glad to be heading home.”

  35. Biolans' Equal Ground says:

    Google image search: ”most awkward escalator moments ever”

  36. Ron says:

    Don’t worry satan, I make all things new. See you later.

  37. Chelly Cox says:

    “Jesus is coming, I’m getting the hell outta here”

  38. Eddie Hyatt says:

    Satan: “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.”
    Jesus: “The upside down kingdom.”

  39. Autumn Calvert says:

    Devil: Gotta go talk to your dad, again. He just won’t stop pissing me off!

  40. Velour says:

    Satan: “I didn’t know you shopped fire sales.”

  41. Cat says:

    “Ok,,, PLEEEASE can I have my rbe back?”

  42. Pat Green says:

    Satan: I thought the fish fry was at your place.

  43. Corey Lewis says:

    Jesus: Just going to see some of my friends.
    Satan: Me too.

  44. Lora Rys says:

    Jesus says “it’s too late there’s no more time the keys are in my pocket”

  45. Tracy Hughes says:

    Satan: Hawkins?
    Jesus: Yup. Trump?

  46. Suneel Damerakula says:

    Good luck, still more to work.

  47. DAvid Horton says:

    “The cross”

  48. ttm says:

    Thought bubbles:
    Satan: “Yep. You’re going down.”
    Jesus: “Talk about a foul up.”

  49. Brenton Reading says:

    Both: “Enjoy your vacation!”

  50. Alexandra says:

    “Oh, I was looking for you. We should talk.”

  51. Satan – “Feel the Bern, huh?”

  52. Dany says:

    Upward mobility

  53. Matt Reimer says:

    Jesus: “Whoa there, you can’t come here!”
    Devil: “What part of the Apostle Paul’s ALL verses do you not understand?
    Jesus: “Damn you Paul…”

  54. Ben says:

    If you’re going down, I’m going up!

  55. Congratulations to Corey Lewis for the winning caption: “Just going to see some friends.” “Me too!”

    Please email me your mailing address Corey so I can send you the finished cartoon.

    Thanks everyone for playing. These are so much fun. Stay tuned for the next one.

  56. Pat Green says:

    Great choice and congratulation to Corey.

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