10 Signs Your Church is Haunted
"Haunted Church" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward
Here are signs that your church is haunted:
- There are pews dedicated to dead people.
- The speaker mumbles unintelligibly and seems dead inside.
- They eat someone's flesh and drink his blood.
- Be careful, you might get stabbed in the back.
- They read potions from an ancient manuscript.
- There's a lot of magical thinking.
- They talk about getting filled with a ghost.
- You have to wear a mask.
- They encourage you to die.
- They promise you will rise from the grave.
This is all in good fun! Maybe you can add one to the list.
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