10 Signs Your Church is Haunted

"Haunted Church" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward Here are signs that your church is haunted:

1. There are pews dedicated to dead people.
2. The speaker mumbles unintelligibly and seems dead inside.
3. They eat someone's flesh and drink his blood.
4. Be careful, you might get stabbed in the back.
5. They read potions from an ancient manuscript.
6. There's a lot of magical thinking.
7. They talk about getting filled with a ghost.
8. You have to wear a mask.
9. They encourage you to die.
10. They promise you will rise from the grave.

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