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Are Babies Sinners?
"Sinner Before You've Lived" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward
The CruciFiction:
I will have to confess
that I was a mess
when I was a child,
not so meek and mild.
When my age was in days
I cried nights away.
And when I was little
I bit my mom's nipple.
I thought bad thoughts
and I'd whimper a lot.
Oh, I had smelly poo,
and smelly pee too.
Jealous of sister,
I neglected to kiss her.
And our cat Gail,
I pulled her long tail.
I projectiled my dinner,
which makes me a sinner.
You can probably tell
that I'm going to Hell.