Are Babies Sinners?

"Sinner Before You've Lived" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward


The CruciFiction: I will have to confess that I was a mess when I was a child, not so meek and mild. When my age was in days I cried nights away. And when I was little I bit my mom's nipple. I thought bad thoughts and I'd whimper a lot. Oh, I had smelly poo, and smelly pee too. Jealous of sister, I neglected to kiss her. And our cat Gail, I pulled her long tail. I projectiled my dinner, which makes me a sinner. You can probably tell that I'm going to Hell.
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