I'm David, aka NakedPastor. I've been blogging about spirituality, deconstruction, and religious freedom since 2006.

I'm an ex-pastor turned full-time artist. You can check out my cartoons, paintings, and merch in the NakedPastor Shop.

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behold i stand at the door and knock

February 1, 2012

One of my greatest fears before I was married was that Jesus would return before I had sex.

So far he's let me have it for 32 years.

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