Leave or Forsake
Description: A man and a woman are making love in bed. She looks over to Jesus who's sitting beside the bed reading a Bible and says, "We really don't mind if you leave us or forsake us for a few minutes."
Remember the fear that was instilled in us by leaders who taught us we were never alone and Jesus was always watching. No privacy. Ever!
Maybe she wants to change positions since missionary is the only one Jesus allows.