"Offended by Women" cartoon by David Hayward
OFFENDED BY HOW WOMEN DRESS:
There was a young man who thought
that being spiritual meant
that no matter what
before him walked
that he should take offense.
Women were the worst for him
the way they dressed or didn't
his eyes would bulge
his blood would boil
his member'd rise in a second.
It wasn't too long until
he was always so incensed
so with a righteous lock
he hid in a box
just he and his laments.
The coroner revealed
the cause of death of course...
his brain had shrunk
his heart was gone
his neck stiff like a corpse.
Here's the lesson to be learned:
the problem's not "out there"...
it's our own hearts
it's our own thoughts
that need the greatest care.
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