"One Tough Christian" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward
I'm not sure because you never know until you're there, but I think this is how I'd go down.
Defiance is in my blood. As well as the blood of my friends at The Lasting Supper
... where we eat but are not eaten. Come join us. I'll personally welcome you there so that you can feel comfortable. We provide great support and friendship.