"Question Porn" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward
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I remember the first time I fantasized about questions. I became instantly addicted. I not only thought about them during the day, but also dreamed about them at night.
There was nobody I could trust with my dark secret.
I tried it a few times. I confessed my addiction to questions, but I was immediately chastised, corrected, and commanded to never look at them again. They told me to burn them all. My confessors were always disgusted with me. My habit was loathsome.
But I couldn't help myself. My lust for questions was overpowering!
Even after all the prayers my appetite grew stronger.
They didn't fix me. I couldn't fix me. God wouldn't fix me. So I kept my fixation to myself.
Questions became more real to me than the certainty that surrounded me.
My obsession is incurable.
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