SHOCKING NEWS! Jesus and a paternity suit
"Paternity Suit" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward
Do you think the church would win its case?
Why does Jesus appear to be defensive? Is he suspicious of the church's motives? The church can't be after his money because he doesn't have any. So why is it pushing for the DNA test?
Maybe it happened so long ago that he has no recollection of it.