The Calvinist Hand Sanitizer

"The Calvinist Cleanser" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

“The Calvinist Hand Sanitizer”

We're stocked with hand sanitizer. Are you?

Before anyone accuses me of not having a fuller appreciation of Reformed Theology, I’d like to inform you that I won the Reformed Theology prize in seminary.

My favorite theologian is the Reformed Theologian Karl Barth.

Probably most of my theology books are Reformed.

All that to say… this is a joke.

The joke, for those who are unfamiliar with Calvinism, is that we are such completely filthy, vile, sinners that proximity to anything clean will eliminate us.

I hope you enjoy it.

Even you Calvinists!

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