The Calvinist Hand Sanitizer

The Calvinist Hand Sanitizer

"The Calvinist Cleanser" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

“The Calvinist Hand Sanitizer”

We're stocked with hand sanitizer. Are you?

Before anyone accuses me of not having a fuller appreciation of Reformed Theology, I’d like to inform you that I won the Reformed Theology prize in seminary.

My favorite theologian is the Reformed Theologian Karl Barth.

Probably most of my theology books are Reformed.

All that to say… this is a joke.

The joke, for those who are unfamiliar with Calvinism, is that we are such completely filthy, vile, sinners that proximity to anything clean will eliminate us.

I hope you enjoy it.

Even you Calvinists!

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