“The Calvinist Hand Sanitizer”
We're stocked with hand sanitizer. Are you?
Before anyone accuses me of not having a fuller appreciation of Reformed Theology, I’d like to inform you that I won the Reformed Theology prize in seminary.
My favorite theologian is the Reformed Theologian Karl Barth.
Probably most of my theology books are Reformed.
All that to say… this is a joke.
The joke, for those who are unfamiliar with Calvinism, is that we are such completely filthy, vile, sinners that proximity to anything clean will eliminate us.
I hope you enjoy it.
Even you Calvinists!