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When God Said Go Forth and Multiply

go forth and multiply cartoon by nakedpastor david hayward

Here's an old cartoon. Nine years old!

God said to Adam and Even, "Go forth and multiply!" Adam starts doing his multiplication tables on paper. Eve says, "You idiot!" He says, "WHAT?!?!"

Once in a while I draw and post cartoons that don't really mean anything serious theologically but instead are on the level of a dad joke. I do like a good dad joke.

Like one I just heard this week, "What's Forrest Gump's password?" "1FORREST1". That's hilarious. To me anyway.

However, this cartoon could be about...

how it's okay to be sexual...
how it's okay to challenge our partners...
how theology and math and science can coexist...

But mostly this is poking fun at how dense men can be. Even when it comes to sex.

I know because I am one.

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