It's been so serious lately, I thought it would be nice to provide something for a laugh or at least a smile.
Many of my friends have become atheists.
I am in touch with my inner atheist.
One of them said to me once, "Either God is everywhere or God is nowhere. I choose the latter."
Many years later I've come to the conclusion that they are both the same.
It's just language.
There is one reality with different attempts to understand and articulate it.