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Just Married Just In Time Digital Cartoon

Just Married Just In Time Digital Cartoon

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Just Married Just in Time

This is based on a true story.

Mine! Mine and Lisa's.

When we got married, we had never had sex. Well... we did lots of sexy stuff... but never intercourse. We'd never consummated. Which is why we were so looking forward to our wedding night.

And it's true: we were terrified that Jesus would return before we got the chance.

The concept of the second coming of Christ was so hammered into our brains that it translated into a very real fear...

... and a very effective device for controlling so many people.

Some of you reading this might be thinking, "WTF?! Who could ever be that naïve?"

A ton of people we knew.
And probably many people who see this cartoon and are reading this now.

Please tell me I'm not alone. 

Did you experience this fear?

Do you relate to this cartoon?

Which Option is right for me?
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Hey, I'm David.

I’m a pastor turned artist painting, drawing, and thinking about what it takes to be free to be you. If you’re interested in deconstruction, spiritual journeying, freedom of thought, or looking for your authentic self, you’re welcome to join me while I search too.

In case you’re wondering, I’m not actually naked. The idea behind my name, NakedPastor, is to seek to tell the naked truth - no matter how vulnerable it feels. I used to be a pastor but I’ve been creating art and working towards freedom with this community for over 10 years now.

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