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The Bible Versus Jesus Digital Cartoon

The Bible Versus Jesus Digital Cartoon

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Description: A man reading the Bible says to Jesus, “Since the Bible is you anyway, you won’t mind if I just read this because I can twist it more easily than I can twist you to fit my theology.”


This is going to upset, again, biblicists, bibliolators, and fundabiblicists. 

Which is what I intend.

Good theology should say that if God is God, then all is in God and God is in all. You can’t point to anything and say, “That is not in God.”

So neither can you point to anything and say, “That alone is God!” then worship it.

That is the definition of idolatry. 

Is gold in God? Good theology says yes.
Is that calf in God? Good theology says yes.
Then that golden calf is God! Good theology says no.

By identifying the Bible with Jesus and then claiming to be the sole authority for interpreting it, they attempt to control the narrative and your life.

When you finally overcome the fear of the Bible’s magical powers and the self-proclaimed authority of those who manage it…

you are free!

Do not allow others to control you, even with so-called sacred words.

Which Option is right for me?
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Hey, I'm David.

I’m a pastor turned artist painting, drawing, and thinking about what it takes to be free to be you. If you’re interested in deconstruction, spiritual journeying, freedom of thought, or looking for your authentic self, you’re welcome to join me while I search too.

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